EDDIE THE EUNUCH

Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel 
Nasty as an old man's nose
Makin' believin' he was evil 
Struttin' in his mama's clothes

So you know that Eddie had a bad connection baby 
Never had a chance to ball
Sleepin' in the wrong direction baby 
Dreamin' he was ten feet tall

Eddie the Eunuch is a rock and roll critic 
Suckin' like a super star
Slicker than a shoe-shine 
Quicker than a two-time 
Eddie what a thing you are

Eddie makes a damn good livin' baby 
Puttin' other people down
Eddie couldn't ever forgive them baby 
Cause he wasn't Jackson Browne